Comments on: Yeast2.com-VaginaMary-04.25.05

By: Simon

Simon — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 21:38:00 +0000

I just love the stereo, immersive sound-seeing you did on this, Madge. Hard work, I guess, but an awesome effect.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 03:08:21 +0000

I think it’s lovely how the asshole is Mary’s head. Very nice.

By: Madge

Madge — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 23:22:34 +0000

Yes, THIS lesbian does.

By: Michael G

Michael G — Wed, 27 Apr 2005 20:52:45 +0000

Thanks for answering the long unanswered question: Do Lesbians pee standing up.

By: PuffyBlubberCunt

PuffyBlubberCunt — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 16:11:03 +0000

That may be true, but passover is a wonderful jewish holiday with more fucked up, binding food than one could ever hope for. Parts can even be made lesbian friendly–such as when I sent you the email with the suggestion of the Hillel Cunt-wich: Put some charoset and horseradish between your vaginal lips and then make Gussie eat your Hillel Cuntwich out. OR the traditional 4 questions made Madge friendly: 1) Where’s the god damn food? 2) why does my cunt smell like Gefilte fish? 3) Why is there menstrual blood on the sedar plate instead of an egg? (oh… well you cheap jewish bitch! Eggs are not that expensive! jesus!) 4) Shut your god damn old-jewish-man-sagging-balls up and bring out the fucking food… okay? Do you really think anyone cares about that story? No! We just want some shitty brisket and matzah so that we can go home and be constipated & bloated.

By: Madge

Madge — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 13:23:59 +0000

Because it means nothing to me. I’m a lesbian and westurd relligions are intended for the enjoyment of heterosexuals.

By: Joost

Joost — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 08:39:18 +0000

Good Morning Madge,

Guess what…..

It works now……..

Ad one click …. Had a phone call with Queen B (Queeny Orange) last night and she promissed to call the peeps ad the Archive thingy……

And now it works Madge:) it works I am so happy

I must have been a network error some nerd tells me….

But it also could have been Father Roderick on a mission form the new Pope….

Anyhoe it works and that izz what cunts.

By: PuffyBlubberCunt

PuffyBlubberCunt — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 05:06:21 +0000

It is okay Madge–I know that the life of a jewish lesbian rock band manager like yourself is a busy one. I was starting to get worried though that a postal employee smelled your cunt juices on the package and decided to keep it for herself. I can’t wait to slide it in and out of my huge cavernous hole. Perhaps I will get it by Friday when I get Tigers…oooh that thought makes me as wet as a priest in a nursery school. Chauncy…. peanut butter!!! WUH-HA-HA HA!! THAT’S THE SPOT! LICK IT! JUICE IT JUICE IT JUICE IT! And a Jerri Blank Quote just for you: “Dear Diary: I’m sorry for all those hateful, racist things I said about you. Everything has changed. I feel like I’m widly out of control in a toboggan of passion, slliding down an icy mountain of Laird, headed towards a giant oak tree of denial. I’ve never been so happy–something you would never understand, you dirty, dirty jew diary.”

By: Madge

Madge — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 04:12:11 +0000

You would have to bring it up, troublemaker. I’m going to mail it out turdmorrow- for real this time! Poor PuffyMcBlubberCunt.

By: PuffyBlubberCunt

PuffyBlubberCunt — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 02:50:33 +0000

Unfortunately I have not received it yet…. hopefully someday I shall. Madge is a very busy womyn–She probably had to get ready for the holidays… making vegan matzo ball soup (with beef jerky) and maybe some Kosher For Passover lesbeans and yogurt.
In the meantime I flick my bean in anticipation, with the moist thoughts of being able to conceal my new shuffle inside my cunt while I do pose (http://www.studioalivenelson.com/images/women/yoga-women1.jpg) in the next Yoga Against Yeast Parade… wind in my pubic hair… with the words “EAT ME YOU BLESBIANS” on my LIPS. Oh the cunt-manity! So… it is with these wholesome, luna bar thoughts that I wait in impatience.

By: tony the bleeder

tony the bleeder — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 02:03:05 +0000

Yes please puffyblubbercunt I’ll buy the fms machine, speaking of machines where the fuck is that bloated bitch tonite ?
come out of the woodwork you battered pig, c’mon weinstein show yourself. Hey Puffy how’s the shuffle ?

By: PuffyBlubberCunt

PuffyBlubberCunt — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:46:23 +0000

I must have shit on my mind at all moments. I meant that it will be called a FETAL MANAGEMENT SYSTEM (FES)! Well ya might as well call them fecal for all I care. Take ‘em out with the trash. If only my mother had poked me with a knitting needle we wouldn’t have any of this trouble. HAPPY PASSOVER MADGE!!! Why no talk of this wonderfully bloated Jewish Holiday?

By: PuffyBlubberCunt

PuffyBlubberCunt — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:27:09 +0000

Tony I suggest that you invest in a Bowel Management System (BMS) like the Zassi (see http://www.zassimedical.com/products/bms.asp and Yeast2 podcast from 4-23-05. It is wonderful. Mine has been in for 25 days, which means I only have 4 days left until I have to change it for another one. OY. I wonder if they will ever invent one that gives abortions–an abortion catheter? It would be called a fecal management system (FMS). I think I shall invent one tonight. Would anyone else buy one? There must be some feminists around here… come on! It’s passover and I gotta constantly reapply the fetal blood on the door… and this wil ensure I have a regular supply.

By: tony the bleeder

tony the bleeder — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:10:29 +0000

my interior asshole wall just collapsed after taking an emourmous shit, I’ll be laid up for a few days in bed but will be listening to yeast2 regardless of the pain -that is dedication cunts.

By: G Wilder

G Wilder — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:02:05 +0000

the new design is nice madge but it only fills the middle of my screen – please ill the rest lesbian.

By: Matt Burgess/pinch_of_hope

Matt Burgess/pinch_of_hope — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 23:45:42 +0000

YAY! The other link you provided in the comments is working!

ps – The new design is hot. Extremely classy lesbian chic.

By: Matt Burgess/pinch_of_hope

Matt Burgess/pinch_of_hope — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 23:43:21 +0000

“y2042505_1.mp3
0 bytes of ? – can’t find host”

God DAMMIT.

By: PuffyBlubberCunt

PuffyBlubberCunt — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 23:13:47 +0000

Not defensive, just truthful. I am sorry, it just sometimes all gets to me.
I didn’t want to have these children in the first place (I just wanted an abortion)… and now I am left with six fucking children with saline burns and retardation–just my luck, huh? Madge is all I have to comfort me when I am cleaning up their fecal from the walls, or mopping up the floor after they peed it up something ugly from excitement over some cake or something. What is a womyn to do?
I feel a bit like that cher or something–If i could turn back timeeee–oooooh. But instead it is “if i could have six post-birth abortions.” Maybe someday god will grant me my wish… or else a handgun or a cage or something. Till then, I must let go and let god. Or at least smear some yeasty shmear on their toothbrushes so that the little shits get yeast infections in their mouthes! Maybe someday I can be like madge… fly solo… fully realise my lesbian cunt-juice-ness… burn my bra (while its still on) and put peanutbutter on my labia so that my dog can lick it off. Ahh, the joys of after-abortion-glow (I JUST HAD ANOTHER ONE AN HOUR AGO!!). Keep shakin those vaginas.

By: Dave Calderbank

Dave Calderbank — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 22:20:10 +0000

You just don’t get it do you? In real life no one can make Madge shut her yap, but now, thanks to technology you can, and that’s fuckin’ cool. And no need to get all defensive, i love the bloated bitch.

By: G Wilder

G Wilder — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 22:09:39 +0000

Puffysblubbedcunt raised some interesting points !
i must confess I was wrong about the 5.1 Madge bleeds faintly through the subwoofer channel, to remedy this just feed the lesbian into protools removing the offending channell, alternatively you could re-record your own voice over the lesbians and have your soundseeing tour with the mutt chauncey.

By: PuffyBlubberCunt

PuffyBlubberCunt — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:44:10 +0000

Why the fuck would you be listening to yeast radio if you did not want to hear Madge? Isn’t that the whole point? You know… if you just want to hear what it is like to walk in a park or on a street… then how about you get off your lazy cottage cheese asses and do it yourself.
Even though I have massive PO (pussy oder) and BO I still manage to fit in a ‘cuntseeingtour’ (aka real life) between my daily trips to the OB-gyney for an abortion or two.
It seems obvious to me what is going on here–your mothers tried to abort you and all they got was a lousy baby with saline burns and brain damage. I should know–I went to the doctor last year and pretended I wanted to get pregnant but couldn’t. So they put me on fertility drugs and I apparently became infested with sextuplets. I then tried to abort the fuckers and ended up with six mentally retarded, saline burned premies that like to download madge’s podcast and turn off one channel so that they can just hear the ambiance.
If you want ‘ambiance’ then play some music on your cuntputer…. maybe take a walk outside, maybe wash your stinky ass and cut off some of those dingleberries. Or you could stick an i-rivkah up your ass… and at the end of the day you have your own real life recorded from the vantage point of your stinky poop-chute–make sure to eliminate one channel of audio so that you don’t have to listen to your poop pushing against one end of the i-rivkah–you only want the ambiance of the end sticking out from your ass.

By: Dave Calderbank

Dave Calderbank — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:38:46 +0000

whaddaya mean “both” ? I have never listened to your podcast in 5.1 surround you stupid whore!

By: dutchguy

dutchguy — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:08:17 +0000

I expected that would be the reason. How much traffic would those old shows generate? You are self-hosting several websites, so could you host some of the older stuff yourself? I have no idea what kind of plan this overbuilder RCN is offering you. Do they provide you with fiber to the home, or fiber to the building? But, I guess storage would be an issue aswell, with only ten shows filling one large 400 gig harddrive.

By: Dave Calderbank

Dave Calderbank — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:07:31 +0000

Don’t get me started on bein’ naughty Madge, we’ll be at it all nite

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:54:28 +0000

You are both suck cunts!

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:53:52 +0000

That’s because I can’t afford to host the old shows. I can only keep about 2 weeks on line.

By: G Wilder

G Wilder — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:39:52 +0000

Dave Caldercunt is right lose the right channel and you lose the lesbian, also I found on regular Yeast shows if you play in surround (5.1 channells) and lose the centre channell you also lose the whining muncher ! so if you just want the music and ambiance give it a go ! if you want to hear cunt speak then don’t lose any channells.

By: dutchguy

dutchguy — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:31:35 +0000

Yeah, especially now the sloeries are being real tramps, slagging off posting their Sunday show;-).

BTW, when I was browsing your archive the other week I also encountered a lot of dead-links, many of them were on the mac.com host.

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:59:06 +0000

That sucks. I guess you’ll have to watch tele.

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:48:01 +0000

Oh, yeah. I see Mary all the time, mary.

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:47:26 +0000

Maybe your Orange Queen is blocking my yeast?

By: dutchguy

dutchguy — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:32:06 +0000

Madge, the amended link doesn’t work either;-(.

By: dutchguy

dutchguy — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:29:34 +0000

Actually I was listening to the Madge & Chauncy at the beach story a few days ago. So, if they are blocking certain ip ranges, they only started doing so in the past few days.

By: Joost

Joost — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 18:19:44 +0000

Am trying this link now Madgie Pie,

I miss my daily dose of Weinstein.

Probs are with the archive not with you.

Those suckers dunno that we love ya here in the NL

Namaste,

Joost

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 18:09:54 +0000

You are naughty, Dave Claderbanks!

By: Dave Calderbank

Dave Calderbank — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 17:30:08 +0000

This is so cool. If you eliminate the right channel you can finally make Madge shut the fuck up!

By: blazman

blazman — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:31:18 +0000

Why do people think tha they see the virgin marry everywhere, burt toast, water stains.. Apparently madge sees her when she’s eating gussy’s pussy!!

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:10:44 +0000

I wonder if they have blocked your cunt tree or something. Try appending .nyud.net:8090 like this:
http://www.archive.org.nyud.net:8090/download/MadgeWeinsteiny2042505/y2042505_1.mp3

By: dutchguy

dutchguy — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:07:41 +0000

Hi Madge/Joost,

The host is having serious problems, as non of the links can be made to work, not the 96 Kbit/s, the 64 Kbit/s mp3 files, nor the ogg vorbis file, nor the 64 Kbits/s ’stream’link. When I try to load the stream, by clicking on the link, winamp can’t open the m3u playlist file, that’s behind that link. The host can’t be resolved. So I tried the link for the ‘beach’cast as that was the previous on hosted on archive.org, and it won’t load either. I have listened to that one earlier, so it is a (temporary) problem with the host, or the connectivity to that host.

By: Joost

Joost — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:00:28 +0000

Will do R

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 15:28:47 +0000

Werd. Me too and it works on both. Try going to archive.org and searching for it directly. I think if you search for rishey, you will find it.

By: Joost

Joost — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 14:41:48 +0000

Madge,

Have tried it again and now on 2 machines and
in explorer, Opera and Fire Fox.

Still get the same error maybe it is my havin a black aura today. Or this tech. is not with us.

Will keep on trying tough.

Joost

By: Joost

Joost — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 14:33:32 +0000

will do it now:-)

By: Madge

Madge — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 14:23:51 +0000

Can you try again? It just now worked for me.

By: Joost

Joost — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 14:16:03 +0000

Madge,

Gettin this error:

__________________
1a108034.us.archive.org could not be found

Please check the name and try again
__________________

Thought I let you know,

Joost

By: Joost

Joost — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 14:06:23 +0000

Nice design Madge,

So different:-)

Joost